dukexxx - the next level in saggy pants (what the...?)

photo: dukexxx on facebook

Guess what they've done. 
In this case, they are DUKEXXX Clothing and they have created a saggy pant that doesn't sag, so that "saggers" can have alternatives in the face of the controversy their sartorial choices are rousing.  Yes.  "With DUKEXXX clothing, the boxers are sewn into the black, denim shorts; they are both attached into one piece of clothing." (PR NEwswire)

photo: dukexxx on facebook

See, between Florida oulawing saggy pants in public schools, other states following that lead, and New York City's Metropolitan Etiquette Authority launching the "Pull Up Your Pants" poster campaign, self expression is apparently under siege in the sagger world.  Saggers aren't happy.  Saggers need solutions.  Saggers have rights.  Even the ACLU is involved, and I understand on some level. 

I don't really mind the occasionally visible underwear waistband, but what I have peen privy to on these city sidewalks could turn pant sagging into an olympic sport.  I've seen people waddle, alter their entire way of walking, in order to attempt to keep their pant waistband, often belted, just below their ass cheeks.  It's actually quite a feat to behold. 

photo: Ellis Peters

And it's the wonder of it all that gets me:  Wow, the right to sag your pants.  The right to walk around looking like your pants are falling off.  The right to assault strangers' eyes with a mandatory visual of the outline of your ass cheeks, since all that separates them from the world is flimsy UNDERwear material. Deep. 

I myself prefer ye 'ole Ass-In-Pant look.  You?

via PR Newswire.